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Für unsere zahlreichen ausländischen Forengäste mal einer auf Englisch:
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what? I think it's about time we started learning to swear. "The 4 year old nods his
head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$$."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell,
Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with
his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can
stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want
for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios!"